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Random Joke
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there/'s baseball in heaven?"
Sol thinks about it for a minute and says, "I dunno. But let/'s make a deal: if I die first, I/'ll come back and tell you if there/'s
baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol ... Sol ..."
Sol says, "Abe! Is that you?"
"Yes, it is, Sol," whispers Abe/'s ghost.
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"
"Well," says Abe, "I/'ve got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."
Sol says, "That/'s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Abe sighs and whispers, "You/'re pitching on Friday."
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